Admit it, you’re a conservative
Researchers at the University of Leicester recently examined the stated values of 136,000 people in 48 countries and found that well-educated people are most likely to misplace themselves on the political spectrum. In particular, there was a tendency for educated, upper-middle-class respondents to identify as and to vote left wing despite holding views on wealth distribution that place them firmly to the right.
Conclusion: The more brains you have, the less likely you are to admit to being conservative while privately holding right-wing views.